I refuse to blog about anything else except this flu-cold hybrid I got
Your regularily scheduled programming will continue when I can not cough up my lungs every 30 seconds
Like I coughed so hard I broke a blood vessel in my eye
This is why I never should get sick
Wow okay pain in my ears and throat reaching 8.5/10
Good fucking night
Surprised Vons didn’t card me for severe Nyquil and severe Tylenol cause Target always does
I think it’s cause I look like death
how can anyone not like this website when it produces quality content like this
It’s that thing of where you have a miniature doll version of your husband on your desk all the time to remind everyone how much you love him.
I’ve encountered a lot of pain in my life. I have a pretty high tolerance, I would say. But the only pain comparable to standing for 12 hours for three days straight at a festival is the sore throat/ear ache I’m experiencing right now. Wow.
But I won’t be able to fall asleep so I can’t take Nyquil.
I read once that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.
— Brian Andreas, Story People (via jenna-maroney)